Taco Trap Theories

In this corner of the Taco Universe, even the fabric of reality is not immune to the allure of crispy shells.

Welcome to the realm where taco prophecies are made, broken, and re-made into new, more delicious prophecies.

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What If Tacos Were the Only Reality?

Taco Trap Theories: A Simulation of Prophets

  1. The Taco Simulation Hypothesis: In which the universe is a never-ending buffet, and we're just simulations running on taco-filled mainframes.
  2. Taco-entiality Theory: Where every decision is a fork in the road, and every path leads to a different, yet equally delicious taco.
  3. Taco-nicity Paradox: In which the speed of taco consumption is directly proportional to the square of the number of tacos eaten.
Taco Trap Theories